When you should not hire me.
I'd rather tell you no than take your money and waste it. If any of these sound like you, save us both the call.
You need 50 leads by Friday.
I'm not a lead firehose. If you need volume yesterday, go buy shared leads and take what you get. I build something that compounds, and it needs a little time to pay off. If you can't give it a beat, we're not a fit.
You want a $99 website.
There are $99 site builders, and if that's the budget, use one. A site that actually books jobs, loads fast, and ranks takes real work. I'm not the cheapest, and I won't pretend to be.
You won't answer your phone.
All the marketing in the world dies at a voicemail. I can make the phone ring all day and it won't matter worth a damn if nobody picks up. If you can't answer or call back fast, that's the first leak to plug, before you spend a dime with me.
You want me to guarantee jobs I can't control.
I control the marketing. I don't control whether you pick up, show up, or close the sale. So I won't promise “30 jobs a month, guaranteed.” Anybody who does is lying to you, and you already know it.
Price is the only thing that matters to you.
Cheapest and best-for-your-business are rarely the same thing. If the whole decision comes down to the lowest number, I'm probably not your guy, and that's okay.
Still here?
Good. That probably means we'll get along. If you run service trucks in East Texas, want to own what you pay for, and you answer your phone, call me.