No SaaS startups, no e-commerce shops, no restaurants, no law firms. Service businesses only — plumbers, electricians, roofers, HVAC, handymen, lawn care, cleaners, contractors — because that's what we're good at and we don't want to be okay at everything else.
Most marketing agencies are built to sell retainers to software companies. The deck is full of "engagement metrics" and "audience personas." The contracts run three years. The invoices say "strategy."
Meanwhile, a plumber in Livingston is paying $1,200/month to an agency in Dallas that won't return his calls, can't tell him whether the ads are working, and won't let him out of the contract until July.
That plumber doesn't need a brand lift study. He needs the phone to ring. He needs his Google profile filled out. He needs reviews from happy customers. He needs a website that loads on a flip phone in a half-bar cell zone. He needs someone who picks up when he calls.
So we built the thing he actually needs — and priced it so it doesn't take a wage out of his pocket every month.
No fine print. No "depending on tier." This is it.
We build your complete marketing setup — website, Google profile, citations, social, lead tracking — and run it for 12 months at no cost. You get the work. We earn the trust.
Covers hosting, the website kept current, Google profile maintained, monthly reporting, and a real person you can call. No setup fees. No "performance bonuses." No surprises.
Want Facebook Ads this month? Add the Phone-Ringer Plate. Want reviews on auto-pilot? Add the Regulars Plate. Drop them next month if cash is tight. Never locked in.
Month-to-month. No contracts. If we're not earning our keep, you leave — and you take everything we built with you. The website is yours.
The anti-positioning. As important as what we do.
We know what folks in Livingston, Coldspring, Cleveland, Trinity, Onalaska, Shepherd, Goodrich, Willis, Splendora, Riverside, New Waverly, and Panorama Village actually search for.
When someone in Polk County needs a plumber at 9pm on a Sunday, they're Googling, checking who's open, and calling the one with the most stars and a real local phone number.
That's the customer we get you in front of.
Year one free. $250/mo after. Real person on the phone. One trade per town. That's the whole deal.
